Anonymous Quotes

“A camel is a horse designed by committee.” — Anonymous “A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.” — Anonymous...

  1. A camel is a horse designed by committee.

  2. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

  3. A guitarist is only as good as his drummer and bassist

  4. A man’s libido is nine-tenths testosterone.

  5. A proof tells us where to concentrate our doubts.

  6. A rolling stone gathers no moss, so there’s nothing to cushion the impact when it hits.

  7. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

  8. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

  9. Act quickly… but not too quickly.

  10. Actions speak louder than words.

  11. All or nothing, now.

  12. All That Glitters Is Not Gold, There’s Brass And Copper Or It Might Be Plated!

  13. All the world is mad, except thee and me, and even thee’s a little mad at times.

  14. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The trick is learning how hard to throw.

  15. An apple, an egg, and a nut, you may eat after a slut.

  16. An elephant never forgets.

  17. And all the people say?

  18. Anger is a thief who steals away the nice moments.

  19. Another day another dollar.

  20. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart.

  21. Anything good or bad lies in your eyes.

  22. Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

  23. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

  24. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  25. As you move through life, set aside good ideas and give them to others to encourage and inspire.

  26. Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.

  27. At least those with closed minds never have to worry about their brains gathering dust.

  28. Attitude: the difference between squashing and being squashed.

  29. Attitude. The difference between winners and losers.

  30. Be on the world, not of it…As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf…

  31. Beauty fades away.

  32. Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.

  33. Bees that have honey in the mouth have stings in their tails

  34. Begin with the end in mind.

  35. Better a smartass than a dumbass.

  36. Better lucky than good.

  37. Better smart than beautiful.

  38. Beware beginings.

  39. Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

  40. Build something that’s foolproof and they invent a better fool.

  41. Build something that’s foolproof, and only a fool will use it.

  42. Bullfight critics row on row, Crowd the vast arena full, But only one man’s there who knows, And he’s the man who fights the bull.

  43. Bunty the idiot!

  44. But what about my obstacles? Feint left, run right. Charge like a hipopotamus. Blast with lasers. Drag along. Pretend not there. Surmount.

  45. Can’t or won’t?

  46. Cancel my subscription, I don’t need your issues.

  47. Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.

  48. Contrary to what the cynics say, distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It’s for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It’s for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don’t see it nearly enough.

  49. Coulda, woulda, Shoulda.

  50. Crawl out of one hole and into another.

  51. Culture is to make a nice drinking bowl from one’s enemy’s skull. Civilization is to go to prison for that.

  52. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

  53. Dead fish go with the flow… but I’m not dead yet.

  54. Deaf people can do anything other people can do except hear.

  55. Death is the final journey.

  56. Depression is anger without motivation, it’s like having an empty beer bottle with no one to throw it at.

  57. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

  58. Does a one legged duck swim in a circle.

  59. Don’t aim for success. If you want it, just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally!

  60. Don’t drive faster then your guardian angel can fly!

  61. Don’t feed the monkeys! They like soul-food best!

  62. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

  63. Don’t let the chains of the world keep you down. Cast them off, and be free to fly.

  64. Don’t lick Bell End.

  65. Don’t piss in your own pool.

  66. Draw a circle not a heart cause a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

  67. Eat right. Exercise regularly. Die anyway.

  68. Effort makes the man – ask any woman.

  69. Eschew Obfuscation! Espouse Elucidation!

  70. Even “impossible” says I’m possible!

  71. Even the mighty oak tree was just a little nut once, just like you.

  72. Every dog has his day.

  73. Every song ends, but that’s not a reason to not enjoy music.

  74. Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.

  75. Everything tastes better when it’s free.

  76. Everything’s better with butter.

  77. Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.

  78. Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip.

  79. Faith is antonymous with logic.

  80. Faith is the opposite of logic.

  81. Fate is only for those unable to control their own futures.

  82. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act theirs.

  83. Fire it up, light it up, smoke it up.

  84. First Deserve, then desire.

  85. Five out of four people have problems with fractions.

  86. Fools seldom differ.

  87. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

  88. For every negative in life, there is a greater positive.

  89. For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails…and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.

  90. For the common man can do nothing: The fact he undertakes the task makes him uncommon.

  91. Forgive and forget.

  92. Form is temporary. Class is permanent.

  93. Freedom comes at a cost hope is free.

  94. Freedom is not free.

  95. Freedom isn’t free.

  96. Friends are like a four leaf clover,hard to find but good to have.

  97. Friends come and go, but a good enemy lasts forever.

  98. Friends come and go, but enemies are here forever.

  99. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

  100. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

  101. Friendship is like peeing in your pants: Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

  102. Get with it or get lost.

  103. Getting lost is not a bad thing its just not that good either.

  104. Gimme some of that Goon.

  105. Go big or don’t go at all.

  106. Go big or go home.

  107. Go hard or go home.

  108. God save the Queen! God knows Why!

  109. God save the Queen.

  110. Good friends are like stars — you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

  111. Good things come to those who wait.

  112. Government philosophy: If it ain’t broke, fix it ’til it is.

  113. Grass is greener on the other side, but you’ll eventually have to mow it.

  114. Grass is greener on the other side.

  115. Great ideas are like diamonds; hard to find, not too useful, and impossible to hold onto.

  116. Great minds think alike.

  117. Greatest gift one man can give another; the awesome responsibility of freedom.

  118. Greed is the mother of all sins.

  119. Guitars are like speeches, they must be in tune.

  120. Half the work done in the world is there to deceive you.

  121. Happiness is being married to your best friend.

  122. Have you seen Mike Hawk?

  123. Have you seen my hexokinase?

  124. He that fights and runs away, May live to fight another day.

  125. He who is silent speaks volumes.

  126. He who laughs last laughs longest.

  127. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  128. He who listens is he who truly speaks.

  129. He’s as sharp as a beach ball.

  130. He’s got bubbles in his think tank.

  131. He(/She) is not bad, but You are great!

  132. Here goes everything.

  133. Here goes nothing.

  134. Hire the best, keep the best.

  135. History is just one bloody thing after another.

  136. History is like your social Security number. long, useless, but needed.

  137. History is not about who’s right. It’s about who’s left.

  138. History is written by the victors.

  139. History shows that life is the cheapest commodity.

  140. Hold my beer and watch this!

  141. Home is where the heart is.

  142. Home is where you make it.

  143. Home is where your dump is.

  144. Home is where your hat is.

  145. Home is where your hump is.

  146. Homophobia is gay.

  147. Honesty is the best policy.

  148. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

  149. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst.

  150. How long is a piece of string?

  151. I always mean what I say but I don’t always say what I mean.

  152. I am not a National Insurance Number, I am a free man!

  153. I am nothing, not even hope.

  154. I can tune a guitar, but I can’t tüna fish.

  155. I do not forgive!

  156. I don’t fear death; it’s re-incarnation I dread.

  157. I don’t have an attitude problem: you have a perception problem!

  158. I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own!

  159. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

  160. I don’t understand women, if someone said to me “go home and make babies” it would make my day.

  161. I have the body of a god. Specifically, Buddha.

  162. I intend to live forever – so far, so good!

  163. I know very well that beauty is empty. But I want it anyway.

  164. I like to be at the base/bottom of a pyramid. So i can say to the one at the top that I will leave if I want…

  165. I may look stupid but dont let it it foool you i is smmart. by.

  166. I only made one mistake in my life; that’s when I thought I was wrong.

  167. I think, therefore, I thunk!

  168. I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.

  169. I wasn’t always this fat – blame it on inflation.

  170. I would insult you, but you’re not bright enough.

  171. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

  172. I’m immortal … so far.

  173. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

  174. I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

  175. I’m not trying to be cheeky, because if I was you’d know about it.

  176. I’m pink, therefore, I’m spam!

  177. If a man speaks in a forest, but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

  178. If at first you don’t succeed – give up!

  179. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

  180. If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

  181. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving’s not for you!

  182. If at first you don’t succeed, others do so at your expense.

  183. If I had liked you in the first place, I’d have gone off you by now.

  184. If I had that nose full of nickels, I’d be a rich man.

  185. If I’m going down I’m taking somebody with me.

  186. If intelligence had anything to do with the voting process, then all the smart people would vote the same.

  187. If it is to be it is up to me.

  188. If it looks like there’s nothing to worry about, that’s when you really have to worry.

  189. If it’s worth fighting for…it’s worth fighting dirty for.

  190. If the left half of the brain controls the right hand, and the right half the left, then left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds.

  191. If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

  192. If two people meet and exchange one dollar, both leave with that same one dollar. If two people meet and exchange an idea, both leave with two ideas.

  193. If you always tell the truth, you never have to rely on your memory.

  194. If you can’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.

  195. If you can’t convince, confuse!

  196. If you don’t know where your going you’ll never get there.

  197. If you get knocked off your horse, you get right back in the saddle.

  198. If you go looking for enemies then you will find them — the fucking bastards!

  199. If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions.

  200. If you think the impossible, the incredible can come true.

  201. If you’re dumb dont talk so you can at least seem smart. Till you forget and say something stupid.

  202. If you’re in control, you’re not driving fast enough…

  203. If your enemy needs a friend, buy him a dog.

  204. In every river, the worse the ford the better the fish.

  205. In God we trust. The rest must pay cash.

  206. In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.

  207. In one ear, out the other.

  208. Information is knowledge, knowledge is influence, influence is power.

  209. Is your journey really necessary?

  210. Isn’t there a medicine for that?

  211. It always feels better to walk on the path you made yourself.

  212. It doesn’t matter what actually happened, the only thing that matters is what people think happened.

  213. It is difficult to understand how a pyramid is built from sitting on the top of it.

  214. It is easier to create naked art than it is to create clothed porn.

  215. It is not ignorance that is the problem, but the illusion of knowledge.

  216. It’s a dog eat dog world.

  217. It’s been a long week today.

  218. It’s not a bug, it’s an undocumented feature.

  219. It’s not cheating, it’s creative sportsmanship.

  220. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

  221. It’s often not what we say that hurts, but what we don’t say.

  222. It’s only funny until someone gets hurt… Then it’s hilarious.

  223. It’s the horse you are the most unwilling to ride that will take you the furthest.

  224. It’s only money, we’ve got plenty of it.

  225. Just because you’ve always done it that way; doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.

  226. Just get up one more time than you are knocked down.

  227. Keep Mum, she’s not so dumb.

  228. Keep on trucking!

  229. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

  230. Laws are made to be broken.

  231. Let his own wand ding him.

  232. Let’s deal with Today!

  233. Let’s be careful out there.

  234. Lie, lonely, lose.

  235. Life is a bitch.

  236. Life is a joke.

  237. Life is a sexually contracted terminal disease.

  238. Life is a terminal disease.

  239. Life is about everything, but without love it’s nothing.

  240. Life is enjoyment, enjoyment is Whiskey, but Whiskey is not life.

  241. Life is hard, but the alternative is unacceptable.

  242. Life is out there, if your doing what you love, and loving what you do.

  243. Life is terminal.

  244. Life is the best thing in the world, those who disprove are fools

  245. Life is unsure. Always eat your dessert first.

  246. Life is what you make it

  247. Life isn’t fair.

  248. Life isn’t fair. — No, it’s not, is it!

  249. Life sucks til it stops, the life, not the sucking.

  250. Life sucks, then you die.

  251. Life, live, love.

  252. Life. Live it.

  253. Live and let live.

  254. Live life like there’s no tomorrow.

  255. Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.

  256. Love and life can’t be separate.

  257. Love is all you need to love, and love is all you need to be loved.

  258. Love is not something you learn, love is something you know but don’t realize until you have it.

  259. Love is sex, but sex isn’t love.

  260. Love is the only rational act.

  261. Love it or shove it.

  262. Love makes the world go ’round.

  263. Love makes time pass. Time makes love pass.

  264. Love of money is the root of all evil.

  265. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

  266. Man has one incurable disease: Ignorance.

  267. Man must shut up, or be shut up.

  268. Man up inside ya!

  269. Many hands make light work.

  270. Misery is the fastest breeding substance in the world.

  271. Miss with the best , die like the rest.

  272. Mocking religion is like mocking handicapped people, even though it’s easy, you just don’t do it.

  273. Money is worthless unless some people have it and others do not.

  274. Most citizens are in two minds about traffic wardens: whether they should be taken out and shot at dawn, or at dusk.

  275. Most live and learn, but by the time most learn, it is too late to live.

  276. Mr. Heinz would be happy!!!

  277. Music is Inspiration & Sentiment. These goods cannot be sold but only shared.

  278. My body may be broken, but my spirit still fights on.

  279. My karma ran over your dogma.

  280. My mechanics so good, if he cant fix it, it ain’t broken.

  281. My other badge is enamel.

  282. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.

  283. Never count a tiger’s teeth before breakfast.

  284. Never Drink and drive, you might spill your beer.

  285. Never forget that your tools were made by the lowest bidder.

  286. Never forgive, never forget.

  287. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

  288. Never put off doing till tomorrow what you can put off doing today.

  289. Ninety-nine percent of all statistics are made up on the spot (including this one).

  290. No brain, more pain.

  291. No good deed goes unpunished.

  292. No man is an island in Manhattan.

  293. No pain, no gain.

  294. No quarter given, and none received.

  295. Nobody ever said that life is fair.

  296. Nobody’s perfect. I’m Nobody. Therefore, I must be perfect.

  297. Nothing is fool proof.

  298. Nothing is impossible.

  299. Nothing is more certain than the certainty of being uncertain.

  300. Nothing is troublesome that we do willingly.

  301. Nothing like a cigarette to remind you you’re alive

  302. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

  303. Nothing to excess.

  304. Obstacles are weights that when time flows, you’ll get used to

  305. Oh what a stink of the rot!

  306. One cannot write feelings when not in despair.

  307. One good turn deserves another.

  308. One knows self, knows all.

  309. One shot, one kill.

  310. One smart man is dumber than 7 seven stupid ones.

  311. Only the man who stands can get knocked down with pride.

  312. Open minds and empty heads are not the same.

  313. Optimist is the one who thinks bullshit is a fertilizer.

  314. Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

  315. Pain is ever present, but never ever lasting.

  316. Pain is temporary. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever.

  317. Pain is weakness leaving the body.

  318. Pain is your friend; it lets you know that you’re still alive.

  319. Patience is a very tedious virtue.

  320. Patience is a virtue, albeit a tedious one.

  321. Patriotism – There are people in every country who shamelessly hide their corrupt practises and sheer incompetence behind their country’s flag.

  322. People can have fun while others are not having fun.

  323. People in your life will come and go like the ocean tides, but few will leave such an imprint on your soul that it can not be washed away.

  324. People only think I’m wrong because my path of logic is illogical to every logical person.

  325. People say I shouldn’t frown because it uses more muscles than smiling. Then I point out that Americans need their exercise.

  326. People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage others.

  327. People who charge are people we remember for being excellent.

  328. People who run aren’t cowards, just smarter than those who charge.

  329. Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.

  330. Perfection is only possible within an imperfect human mold.

  331. Pessimist’s definition of an Optimist: Someone who knows today is so bad, tomorrow has just got to be better.

  332. Pessimists are just realistic optimists.

  333. Pessimists are Optimists with experience.

  334. Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

  335. Physical prowess is for cowards; a little pain builds character.

  336. Pink pills for pale people.

  337. Pleasure is weakness entering the body.

  338. Power is the ability not to have to please.

  339. Power is the way to fulfill absolute corruption and greed.

  340. Practice does not make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

  341. Practice makes better!

  342. Practice makes perfect, and nothing’s perfect, so why practice?

  343. Practice makes perfect.

  344. Practice makes permanent.

  345. Practice may make perfect, but perfection does not mean you don’t need to practice.

  346. Practice what you preach.

  347. Praise undeserved is satire in disguise.

  348. Praise undeserved is scandal in disguise.

  349. Pray for what you want. Work for what you need.

  350. Preference is vanity.

  351. Procrastinate later.

  352. Promotion is one’s growth at the cost of another.

  353. Proper planning and preparation prevents piss-poor performance.

  354. Proper preparation prevents piss-poor performance.

  355. Put your Crocodile in adventure mode.

  356. Question everything, accept nothing.

  357. Question it if it’s free.

  358. Quick action in emergencies saves lives, push up to the front of the line.

  359. Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit; adaptation, even more so.

  360. Reach for the stars, or you’ll never touch the sky.

  361. Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand.

  362. Realists are just pessimists looking for an excuse for themselves.

  363. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

  364. Reality is a poor substitute for my dreams.

  365. Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.

  366. Remember the Alamo!

  367. Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold–but so does a hard-boiled egg.

  368. Right or Wrong is always dependent on the context.

  369. Rome wasn’t built in a day.

  370. Santa happens.

  371. Satisfaction come at the cost of desire.

  372. Satisfaction is the death of desire.

  373. Say something stupid and your name will be remembered for forever and a day.

  374. Say something wise and your name will live forever.

  375. Say what you mean, mean what you say.

  376. Scientific progress goes “Boink”.

  377. See ya later, alligator! After a while, crocodile!

  378. See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.

  379. See you some other never.

  380. Seeing is believing.

  381. Seek and you shall find.

  382. Self do, self have.

  383. Shift happens.

  384. Shit happens.

  385. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will still be among the stars.

  386. Shop ’til you drop!

  387. Should have, would have, could have but didn’t.

  388. Simple programming languages are bad because they are easy.

  389. Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

  390. Sit down, and shut up!

  391. Smart people make problems in the world, stupid people fix them.

  392. So close, and yet so far away.

  393. Some people are born lucky, some make their own luck.

  394. Some say knowledge is the best virtue, I say stupidity is

  395. Someday we will look back on this and laugh.

  396. Sometimes, it just takes a pirate to get the job done.

  397. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.

  398. Stuff happens.

  399. Stupid people shouldn’t breed.

  400. Stupidity is permanent; ignorance can be fixed.

  401. Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.

  402. Superficially, an aphorist is a bit like a philatelist, only he’ll never admit it.

  403. Support your right to arm bears.

  404. Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout.

  405. Take all risks for not the day come saying what IF !

  406. Take control of your own destiny.

  407. Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

  408. Talk is cheap when the story’s good.

  409. Talking about architecture is like dancing about architecture.

  410. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

  411. Tall trees catch more wind.

  412. Temptation is seen from a distance never near.

  413. The apotheosis of nihilism is suicide.

  414. The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.

  415. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

  416. The best and worst thing about Time is that it passes by.

  417. The best defense against logic is ignorance.

  418. The best friends you will ever have are the ones who are there when everything is not perfect.

  419. The best prophet of the future is the past.

  420. The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.

  421. The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive

  422. The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

  423. The customer is always right, except when he’s dead wrong.

  424. The death of three civilians and a dog causes uproar and sadness. The death of 20,000 soldiers causes dissatisfaction.

  425. The devil makes work for idle hands.

  426. The devil makes work for idle thumbs.

  427. The devil we know is better than the devil we don’t.

  428. The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that God exists.

  429. The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.

  430. The difference between successful and unsuccessful man is not the lack of strength or knowledge, it’s the lack of WILL POWER.

  431. The Eclectic Rede: Keep What Works, Fix What’s Broke, Dump the Rest.

  432. The eternal triangle.

  433. The family that prays together stays together.

  434. The First Impression Is Not The Last Impression, But A Lasting Impression

  435. The first victim of anger is the angry man.

  436. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; the glass is twice as big as it should be.

  437. The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.

  438. The graffito’s on the wall!

  439. The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.

  440. The greatest trick a writer ever played upon his readers was to convince them that he was telling the truth when he wrote, “Honestly, I tell you no lies!”

  441. The hardest thing to raise in my garden is my knees.

  442. The impossible is always possible.

  443. The Law of Gravity states that what comes up, must come down. That’s why I don’t invest in the Stock Market.

  444. The line between what is right and what is wrong is thin and indistinct. It takes true character to discern between the two.

  445. The meaning of life is anything you want it to be, because if something hasn’t got an answer how can you answer be wrong?

  446. The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.

  447. The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.

  448. The one that can describe feelings best is the one without emotion.

  449. The only concealed weapon is a man’s mind.

  450. The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history.

  451. The only perfect lie is one that even the liar don’t know the answer to.

  452. The only problem with subtlety is that it is too subtle.

  453. The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.

  454. The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.

  455. The only tme the music is too loud is when your ears start bleeding.

  456. The perfect lie is one that can even deceive the liar.

  457. The plural of anecdote is not data.

  458. The problem with society is that one man can achieve more than a thousand others.

  459. The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

  460. The sincerest love is satirized by the sincerest liars.

  461. The straw that broke the camel’s back.

  462. The sun shines brighter in the wake of tragedy.

  463. The thing our parents’ generation doesn’t get, is that if you kick ass on the internet, people will find you.

  464. The things we remember best are those better forgotten.

  465. The thinner the book, the thicker the person.

  466. The WAY I walk is the WAY.

  467. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

  468. The world is big again.

  469. The world isn’t perfect…but that’s why it’s beautiful.

  470. The world would be less violent if everyone used hula hoops.

  471. There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don’t.

  472. There are only 3 truths in this world: My truth, your truth and THE TRUTH.

  473. There are three types of people in the world: Those who get things done, those who watch things getting done, and those who wonder what’s going on.

  474. There are three types of people in this world: the ones who can count, and those who can’t.

  475. There are three types of people in this world: the ones who keep you alive, the ones who would otherwise cause you to die, and the ones who somehow manage to do both at the same time.

  476. There are two types of people in the world; the people who control it, and the people that should.

  477. There are two types of people in the world: Chuck Norris and people that suck.

  478. There are two types of people in the world: Those who sort people into different categories, and those who don’t.

  479. There are two types of people that go around beardless; boys and women, and I am neither.

  480. There is a fine line between coincidence and fate.

  481. There is a fine line between stupid and clever

  482. There is always one more idiot than you counted on.

  483. There is no I in team, but there is in win, and there’s a u in suck.

  484. There is no I in team, unless you spell it that way.

  485. There is no need to fear the dead. Only fear the living.

  486. There is no such thing as excessive firepower. There is only open fire and reload.

  487. There is nothing that you can’t do, only things that you want to or not.

  488. There is something about a cupboard that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

  489. There’s no smoke without fire.

  490. They condemn what they do not understand.

  491. They would have failed if they were on Expert.

  492. Think of it this way, in a 1000 years who’s gonna care?

  493. Think of the Web as a big bathroom wall. And everyone has a marker.

  494. This Christmas, buy your children glue.

  495. Those most willing to give others a piece of their mind can least afford to do so.

  496. Those who don’t make decisions never make mistakes.

  497. Those who fight and run away, live to fight another day.

  498. Those who reject advice are those who need it the most.

  499. Those who say that violence is the answer never understood the question.

  500. Those who say that violence isn’t the answer understood the question.

  501. Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order.

  502. Thoughts don’t hurt, actions do.

  503. Time files when you don’t care about it.

  504. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. But what are timeflies and why do they like an arrow?

  505. Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas.

  506. Time flies when you’re having fun.

  507. Times change, and we change with them.

  508. To care for things when others don’t care, that’s what makes you human.

  509. To forget is disgraceful, to forgive is true strength.

  510. To ignore the past is to jeopardize the future.

  511. To live, is to die.

  512. To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.

  513. Togetherness only through crisis.

  514. Too much phone sex will give you hearing AIDS.

  515. Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.

  516. Treat criticism as your friend.

  517. True power comes from knowledge. Knowledge comes from understanding.

  518. Trust God, check all others.

  519. Turnabout is fair play.

  520. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

  521. Underpromise and overdeliver.

  522. Understanding someone is better than words sometimes.

  523. Violence is not the answer.

  524. Violence isn’t the answer, but it’s a bloody good guess.

  525. War is not the answer.

  526. Wars are always fought for old men by young boys.

  527. Wars are where old men talk and young men die.

  528. We all have wings. Heaven is just VIP.

  529. We are not meant to be good, we are just meant to exist.

  530. We fucked that midget, Sam. Fucked’em all nite long, and not just traditional.

  531. We will fight them until hell freezes over. Then, we’ll fight them on ice.

  532. We’re all a lot better for butter.

  533. What drives you? Is it a Mini or a Thunderbird?

  534. What is popular is not always right; what is right is not always popular.

  535. What’s the officer problem?

  536. Whatever happens for a reason, happens.

  537. Whatever you do, do cautiously, and look to the end.

  538. When someone says they don’t care it means they care very much.

  539. When the going gets tough, America goes to the bar.

  540. When the shit hits the fan, and osama bin laden is found, when there is a snowball fight in hell, and animal control has to buy planes to catch the pigs in the sky, that’s when I might consider listening to whatever the hell it is you’re saying.

  541. When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.

  542. When your father says “Do I look stupid?”, don’t answer.

  543. Where patience fails, force prevails.

  544. Where there’s smoke there’s fire.

  545. Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.

  546. Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.

  547. Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

  548. Who’s been stealing my icecreams.

  549. Whom gods destroy they first make mad.

  550. Whom Jupiter wishes to destroy he first sends mad.

  551. Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.

  552. Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad—but they don’t bother about the working classes.

  553. Why be difficult when you can be impossible?

  554. Why bother making cookies if your just going to shit them out?

  555. Why buy it when you can build it for twice as much.

  556. Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

  557. Why do you try to fit in when you are born to stand out?

  558. Wikipedia has changed the way the world gets information forever.

  559. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

  560. Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them.

  561. Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.

  562. Without education, we are in horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

  563. Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.

  564. Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.

  565. Writing about art is like dancing about architecture.

  566. Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

  567. Xenophobia is alien to me.

  568. Xylophones are like humans – there can be all kinds of notes and personalities.

  569. You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your enemies.

  570. You can eat your cake and have it too.

  571. You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

  572. You can go off people you know.

  573. You can have your cake and eat it too.

  574. You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

  575. You can lead a horse to water, but don’t fiddle with it… that’s just weird.

  576. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.

  577. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

  578. You can’t put a better bit of butter on you knife!

  579. You can’t predict the future, but you can prepare for it.

  580. You cannot mistake happenings as inconveniences always, you have to sit and think about how you can benefit from it.

  581. You cannot use your friends and have them too.

  582. You get what you pay for, and you pay for what you get.

  583. You gotta move on to groove on.

  584. You have more luck than brains.

  585. You have no rights. Sit down.

  586. You know what they say, whitewater in the morning.

  587. You’re bad bad, but he(/she) is Great!

  588. You’re only worth as much as your promises are.

  589. You’re unique. Just like everyone else.

  590. Your head is not aerodynamically proportioned.

  591. Your last word is another man’s target.

  592. Your village called… they want their idiot back.

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