“When your father says “Do I look stupid?”, don’t answer.”
- Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.
- Where patience fails, force prevails.
- When someone says they don’t care it means they care very much.
- When your father says “Do I look stupid?”, don’t answer.
- When the shit hits the fan, and osama bin laden is found, when there is a snowball fight in hell, and animal control has to buy planes to catch the pigs in the sky, that’s when I might consider listening to whatever the hell it is you’re saying.
- When the going gets tough, America goes to the bar.
- When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.